who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Girls don’t want boys. Girls want Roy Mustang to become Fuhrer and dismantle the militaristic hold on the Amestrian government and finally marry Riza Hawkeye.
Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
wow that really got under your skin, how do you not find skeleton puns humerus
A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.
Also drunk people
Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.
oh. my. god.
welcome to tumblr
don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with
That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone
…the weak are already weeding themselves out…
Illustrations by Gabriel Picolo
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up